Just Because I'm Awesome, Doesnt Mean You Can SUCk

Muahaha Ruby Red OceanSpray Grapefruit juice is Actually Quite Tasty as you drink it down, but once you stop you go BLERGHAAAAH MY SOooooUL!

woohoo its Australia day on monday (because Australia is still dependant, and in fact, not free, they do not have an Independence day like other Awesome countries such as Iceland or Amerika, so they do like Canada(fellow commonwealth dependant) and have a day in the Year that they celebrate their existence rather than their freedom) and so I have a long weekend, meaning Friday and Monday off, So on Saturday I am going to be flying down to Melbourne with my Familys! they we are going to go to robinvale and get our old stuff that we left here last time we were down these ways. COOL HUH?!?!?

tomorrow though I am going to go to IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!! with Lete and Henry too look at it and see if we can find a drum kit set holderbag/suitcase/box, and I think I might just go see a movie. Later though, for Dinner, I am going to meet with some friends from work and we are all going to go and eat Korean Food with the Koreans from Work! its going to be so exciting, they are going to order our food for us, and its all going to be spicy HAHA they so funny. But then After that I am going to go pick Lete and Henry up from their dance because they are cry babies and wanted me to cancel my Korean eating with my friends to take them, they poopoos. hehe Its going to be super awesome! ANYhooos


Dear Family,
I really hope that, since we will all be in the northern/western hemisphere soonish/this year some time, That we are all planning on being in the same place for Christmas time(or Sumsing) so that we can have fun in the snow for the first time in a Very long time with the lovely dovelys that are my family. It will be so Fun! I know its a bit late to be booking Christmas time, BUT PLEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEE!!! Let me know when you know! muaha LAters ~!




MelanieMoMo

p.s. new president ey? exciting business

Brisingr

How The H are you Even supposd to say that?!?!? So Maliana, you should continue reading these books, they get superbly better, but not until about the end of Eldest. After that its like a Real Author! So I'm really digging this series, its Awesome, reached its potentail, late but better than never. I'm off to work now, super awesome! but first I am going to subway with henry to get lunch breakfast.
Something I have always known, and cant remember not know, lifes not fair, Why do I know that? why cant I remember otherwise? I do recall whining thats not fair and then tantrumming, I cant remember what for, and it would be Awesome if that happened the once only ( I know I threw lots of tantrums when I was younger HAHA I really do) Why Can't life be fair? fair does't mean easy, but the injustice all the time is just tiring. Well I just bit the inside of my cheek as I was chewing my apple, and It pains me, and every juicy chew is putting owies in my bite mark Anywho


TOOLOO




MelanieMoMo

Well Done Daniel! you are hereby exonerated of anything I ever did say. Your points are valid and very GOO, I respect your opinion on Twilight TOODLES and LoVE!


oh, did you like Eragon? or was that just something totaly random Miriam did there.


OH WAIT, You say you are a jacob man, because you are a Realist?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? What the?! At First I despised Jacob, because he wasn't Edward, but then I read New Moon and Eclipse a Second time and got over my No Edward, and I still didn't Like Jacob, he is a Sneaky Conniving Fellow, and I do not Appreciate such traits, and he was trying to steal someones lady, WHat THe??? He was Super Awesome, until he became a moody angry hate the world hate Everyone and all the Vampyro's and always angry and schizophrenic crazy. and werewolf shwerwolf Seth was a Werewolf, he didnt hate on them all the times. He was OK until THE UNDERHANDEDNESS, I hated bella though, she was an idiot that hurt every people cuz she was selfish

OK Enough of thatI am turning in Early today LALA!


BYEo


MelanieMoMo

P.S. Here's the Taylor Lautner video:

CURSES!!

I am not alone in this WorLD!!!!! I am no longer the only Melanie Toutai, well I'm not even just a Melanie Toutai, I am in fact Hergerd Melanie Toutai (curse those cursed Australians!)


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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MERRIAMWEBSTER HAS FAILED ME!!!!!!! I used to go to them for EVERY WORD I EVER WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL, but alas, I searched for misconstrue, and it was not there, Woe Is me, My World has been dashed upon the rocks of insanity and misery! How Can this BE?!? The One Constant in my Life, Is No MORE! ah, I go now to wallow in tortured maddness, in the sea of sorrow

HOU WYL I EVAR BIE ABEL TUE SPEL NO??????

Anguish

Daniel is just So wrong, its Unbeliveabubble (blog To Daniel)

SHOCK HORROR! I cant believe Daniel didn't like the Twilights.

Daniel can eat pooop. HAHA just kidding, But I do not agree with you at all Mr. Reeves, Stephenie Meyer writes correctly, and not confusingly, or at least... Well she writes in a first person perspective, so its basically thought process that she is writing, and thought processes are often confusing when they are not your own, but that's the farthest the confusion goes, If you can grasp the mindset of a teenage girl, then your all set, if not(I think this is where you fall in Daniel) then it is confusing and blablabla. So Daniel, Since you thought (maybe Miriam was inaccurate in this comment) it was "great storyline and ideas" You liked the movie?

Now, its been a while since I read my Twilights(I only just got them back from my friend who is reading them!) but I absolutely love Stephenie Meyers writing style; I think That I love it because I like to write from my perspective(its just so Fun!) and Her books are the first I have ever come upon that were written in such a way. Shut a door (HAHA, I just said I love ... it... (or something along those lines) in French!) Also, Her Characters are Quite Solid, and aren't wispy waspy like

Read it People, That's Right, AtTard (mahahah don't tell anyone, I can go to jail because it not my car mahahahah)

I Cannot Agree with You Mr. Daniel, I think Twilight was extremely well writ, exactly well writ, its not meant to be a "super brainy awesome kill the inferior brains who cant handle the super smart intellectual language that not even smart people understand", It's meant to be a "Super awesome conquer the world and own you" book, Which I think it has done Quite successfully. Now I cant Argue when I don't understand my opponents exact standpoint, I've actually heard quite a bit(not A Whole lot, but I have heard before that people are all "I'm quite baffled as to Why This Meyer Woman is so popular with her texts on "vegetarian" Vampires" in those exact words, so I recon they are just intellectual snobs that don't want the world to read, and like to be superior in something since they fail at all else, so If this Meyer woman gets everyone reading, Then They will have no one to mock with their foolish stupidity and boorish Idiocy(ok so my Quote was made up, not like it ain't true, and I dearly hope no one misconstrues my yammer into thinking that I think Daniel is one of these intellectual morons)

But anyways, I Really would like to understand where these people are coming from that say " OMGooodness WTFiddlesticks is the commotion with the Twilights? those books suck arse and are so unbelievably badly written its like WTFiddlesticks, and the story isn't even that great either" because I must say I Heartily disagree, from a "I read books and can understand the English language" perspective its Quite good for what it is. Quite a Talented Lady, Then Again, She has only written the Twilight Saga and The Host, Which are both written the same way, First Person Perspective. But in the Host she does write the prologue differently, and that was... I think ... (Another book that's lent out at the moment, so I cant look to for accurateness. I'm a regular Library! hahah I wish, but don't wish, because I am possessive of things that are precious to me, and OCD about it too haha) Well Done. But YEs, I want passages and Realness, not babbling boobery. Everything I've seen so far is usually quite vague in their very detailed hating,(detail of how much they loath and despise and cant understand rather than the Actually "Faults" with the grammar and Englishes) that's just not good enough. I could give you HEAps and LOads of passages and quotations that befoul Eragon(notice how I am trying to shove in as many smarty(to me anyhoos HaHa Ha) words as I can, I like to do, its supa Fun!) Not Well Done Mr. Editor, AH, the Editor is the one to blame! Not the Publisher or Mr. Paolini, well everyone involved is at fault, you cant blame the one person! ok so its four am and I forgot to sleep, so I will go now, Come Daniel, Explain yourself! or is it just something that is and can't really be explained? I will accept this

Nighty Morning!

MelanieMoMo

This is a Picture Lete took with my phone(only 2 mega pixel) that one silly awesome time we didn't sleep, at the beach, and watched the sun come up then Lete and Henry went to sleep as soon as we got home at one pm ish (and the slept on the 45 min drive home TOO) and didn't wake up till about noon the next day

This is Dad at Uta(Tongan word for Bush/possibly farm and anything in that vague general direction) he was taking the gear box out of this one car to put it in mine, cuz mine is shot (too many drifting Eh?? HAHA I wish) and he got sidetracked(as always when there is plants/land to be attended to) while we came to speaking with him, he couldn't sit and chat, he had to "cut the lawn away from the broken path" and chat with us hahaha gotta love my daddy's

This is Henry Preparing for Can ada-ski, this was one of the hotter days of summer

As I passed the store This bag JUMPED AT ME! and I Went to investigate, and there WEre SIX PUPPIES INSIDE! hahahah just lying! the colours jumped at me, and upon investigation I was sorely let down, So I took a picture from this inspirational bag, because I thought I saw something but it wasn't, so now I will go through my life searching for what I saw until I find it

The End

These pictures were all from my phone, Just Felt like Sharing. Gottta love my Epic Tales of Valour(HAHA YE) and the commemorative pictures we take'd for them

ERaGON

Oh my golly, I started reading Eragon last week some time and JEEZALOU! I still havent finished it! man, that book is so hard for me to read! I dont like how it is written, excellent story but not well done. It bugged me so bad how annoying i found his style, then I read on the back cover that Christopher Paolini first dreamt up Eragon when he graduated from high school (..hmm missed that part hahahaha) at 15 and is now TWENTY???? the publisher should have waited a few more years so he could create a more substantial world and more fluid writing, The story seems so Hole-y, And it wont be cleared up later, but even if it is, the holes were NOT WELL PLACED. Then there is the language used, by the naration as well as the characters. I think its a bit confused, or muddled, It doesnt suit my OCD thoughts. I guess I'm annoyed because I think it could have been a super cool wrist band, but it wasnt; it had SUPER DUPER potential, LotR potential, but then it didnt (guess it didnt since this is how it turned out) hats off to your imagination sir, but not to your writing. Maybe it gets better as the books progress? we Shall (maybe if I can finish them all HAHA) see




mELANIEmOmO

Toilet Paper

UGH! Maliana You POO face, why cant you Live in MYsterY!?!?! mua ah ah



SO I cut my HARI TODAY! and by Hari, I mean Hair!!! It was super awesome cool times!!! its bob length and I have a strange MElanie Fringe, and by strange melanie fringe I mean my any fringe, where my hair goes Up and stucks out at the parting iregardless of how much I straight it, CURSES! but anywho, I'd show you a SUPER Awesome PICTURE! but my younger brother and sister inform me that my camera batteries are Die, I Wonder WHY!!?!?!?! i mean... AnyhoooAys. After I got my hair cut I drove to work with my hair and windows down, and my hair totaly didnt REtaRD! it was so awesome, AND LIBERATing! I could just flick it and it was super coool!



So at work we finished like nearly an hour early, and only the casuals are allowed to go home when we finish early, so I helped my two friend with their paperwork(They are both Q.A. officers HAHA) just to dodge being sent to another section. Once that was complete we went to the store room (the Usual awesome times hang out for slackers haha) and we went and hid behind these pallets so when everyone else got in trouble for being slackers we would too because we'd get caught because of the uncontrollable laughter hahaha. So we're between these pallets of toilet paper and Carton(box things) cardboards When this other lady comes to see what we are doing because all you can hear is laughter and slapping hahahhahah. She comes and Says "what are you guys doing? HeY You know you should build a little fort out of the toilet paper!" we all guffaw and laugh because thats silly, but then we get to work and start rearranging the toilet papers(they are in packs of like 72 rolls or something, wrapped in plastic) once we finish the Lady says "maybe we should have gotten in first hahaha" so we take down part of the wall then climb in and say come on in! but she says "I cant get i there! I wont fit!" and walks off, leaving us feeling like tools HAHAHAH but then we continue with our slapping games (we were practicing these korean hand slapping games that our korean friends taught us that we sucked at hahaha) and our other friend joins us, so the three of us sit in our toilet paper fort laughing and making slapping noises, but no one came over. Then mr boss man came in and the third joiner Screeches and Says " OH MY GOSH, MATTHEW JUST WALKED IN" and leaps into my other friends arms freaking out, me and my friend have to hold our faces to stop from bursting into laughter but try to sit silently so no one comes over. We then decide its time to get changed so we all walk as inconspicuosly as possible out from out hiding place and get some REAL strange glances from out leading hands HAHAHAHAH it was hilarious, we made some videos hahahahah well anywhos thats enough of that Chapter!

*scarf*

MelanieMoMo